Friday fun-codewords for colleagues

[GBPNZD]

Since comms are scrutinised by all sorts of people, these have developed. I’m sure most in the bubble know them already but there must be loads more?

Pot-hole : someone to be avoided at all costs

Kit-Kat : Always on a break

Blister : Only shows up after all the hard work

Newspaper : A new issue every day

Lava Lamp : Looks good, not very bright

Security Light : Only works when someone walks by

Broken Arrow : Doesn’t work and can’t be fired.

There must be alot more, nice weekend!

[MyLittleTony]

Dogs dinner - looks awful, actually quite meaty

[MiltonWiedman]

Kama Sutra: A difficult position but probably worth the risk

[MiltonWiedman]

(this related to a trade, not a person btw)

[CEO]

Influencer: more active on linkedIn than in the office

[labrador]

Haha, I guess high rewards come with high risks. What “position” you are looking at?

[Demhadnot]

A few come to mind

Water cooler gossip

Sleep while working

Break room greeter

[Tangerine_Alfred]

Pretty sure someone called me a Lava Lamp before…