How to spend the Bank Holiday

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  • Sit in a car for four hours, drive to the beach
  • Gardening at home. Drink beer intermittently
  • Watching TV. Drink beer throughout
  • DIY. No beer during tool use
  • Shopping, restaurants, conspicuous consumption
  • Reading. Possibly in garden. Maybe some beer
  • Catching up on work. Maybe some beer
  • Lying in bed. Maybe wine
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I note that you cannot fathom the concept of having friends, Herr Jobbly

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Options 2, 3, 4, 7 and 8 can be undertaken individually or in company

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It’s possible that I missed some options

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There are too many ‘maybes’ in here. It should be ‘definitely beer’ and ‘strong chance of wine’

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I don’t want to be too prescriptive. People need a sense of free will

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I will be on the beach sipping mojitos surrounded by Spanish women (the ones trying to sell you corn, to be specific)

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Is this typical among Spaniards

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I suppose you have been engulfed by them and cannot reply

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I was. Worth every penny. Corn is great

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Christ I hate those guys that sell watches on the beach. They’ve started doing beach towels too recently. Like get your bag and all that but… let me rest man

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Personally I am surprised the police are not more heavy handed. They look like they relish the chance to be