Totally Unbiased Ranking of Banks

No boutiques:

Tier 1: JP, GS, MS

Tier 2: Citi, BofA, UBS, Barclays

Tier 3: Deutsche, BNP, Jeff

Tier 4: SocGen, Wells, Nomura, Mizuho, HSBC, Santander

Tier 5: BMO, TD, RBC, UniCredit, SMBC, MUFG

Tier 6: Everyone else

Thoughts? Maybe Barclays to its own Tier 2.5 but I think this is generally good

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I would say Barclays tier 1.5 ahead of the other tier 2

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UBS is quite clearly ragebait and I don’t want to indulge you but generally good outside of that, unironically.

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Why ragebait?

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“UBS” get out of here man

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UBS is unfairly rated tbh. Most people treat it as a really bottom tier bank (Tier 6 here) but I think since the Credit Suisse merger it firmly deserves to have a Tier 7 made for it

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Credit Suisse was full of reckless, risk-taking people who drove their company into the ground, and obviously we don’t want them. UBS was full of very conservative, respectable, and slow-chugging professionals who grew their bank into a small powerhouse. We don’t want them either

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Where is CBA?

Tier 6: Everyone else

What is cba

I think RBC is a step up on the other Canadians and Santander should probably be with DB/BNP but broadly yes

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DB is not Santander

CommonWealth Bank Australia

For banking I think they are at this point

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No but jokes aside I think Santander is still a rung below DB at the moment, and even SocGen. They’re not serious about this. Probably in Tier 5 based on @Relaxer’s list

I heard they’re quite good in Madrid though but I’m saying this based on London

Is Santander being strong in Spain being presented as a revelation

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I feel like Wells gets in tier 3, at least by virtue of it being American. Maybe you could argue it was tier 4 in recent years but now its cap is lifted the only way is up

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Wells is genuinely really bad though. It didn’t have that cap for fun, it earned it lmao

New proposal for bank rankings: where they were placed in the SpaceX IPO prospectus:

Tier 1: Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, BofA, Citi, JPMorgan

Tier 2: Barclays, Deutsche Bank, RBC, UBS, Wells

Tier 3: Allen, Cantor, Needham, Raymond James, SocGen, Stifel, William Blair, BTG, ING, Macquarie, Mirae, Mizuho, Santander

Tier 4: Presumably everyone else

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Jefferies being The Sith or what?